Obviously my job is really exciting because you avid readers are getting a second post! I thought I should give you an accurate count of bathroom requests... thats just good knowledge. I have had 6 people ask me where the bathroom was since my last post. 6. that is 6 more than should have happened.
Also, we have a guy here that plays the piano for the weddings (hence the title) and everytime he comes in he says he's never seen me before (not true) and asks what my name is. I tell him Kelsey and he replies, what an unusual name. Now is that Kelsey or Chelsea? I want to say "Kelsey, you turd, I didn't stutter" but i politely tell him Kelsey again. Then he ALWAYS asks how I spell it. Now my question is... why? are you going to look me up on facebook? name your child after me? why on earth do you need to know? But, I tell him. His response? Oh! Only one l? (why the heck would i have 2 of those?) and oh! I usually see it spelled with 2 e's at the end. Kellsee. I don't even think thats a name!!!
Oh yeah, did I mention he hums? Any time he's in the office (he uses the restroom before AND after each wedding, must drink a lot of water... but at least he doesn't ask where it is) he SINGS! la laa laaaa la laa. Excuse me sir, we're trying to cut down on the annoying habits.
So I did a dumb thing today... I borrowed Emily's headband with a flower on it. It's a great headband but everyone has told me, I like that flower in your hair, it's great for weddings! Yeah about that... I'm not going to your wedding....
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