I've got jokes!

So this morning I head to work, as usual, but this time I don't find parking! I've been parking in a dorms parking lot across the street. (Employees are NOT allowed to park in our private lot, we will get a boot. How stupid is that?) So usually it's not a problem... I usually get my spot next to the tree and million ant piles (I don't know how I haven't gotten bit all summer) but the lot was full this morning!! I guess the freshman all got their cars yesterday and a bunch more moved into Lakeside.... Now, I don't want you to think that I have a problem with the UF parking system. OH wait!!! Yes, I DO have a problem with the system. Not enough spots for everyone. Anyways, different rant different post... SO I end up following this girl to her car. Yep, I was the creeper rolling slowly toward her, willing her to RUN to her car.

Got her spot! Then I walk to my building and found a little sheet of paper stuck in the door. Crap! I start thinking maybe someone caught me for leaving early last night, oh and every night I'm supposed to work until 8. Or that they knew that was 4 minutes late this morning (due to stalking) But negative on both!!

JOKES!!!

There were jokes!!!

They Sharing Everything
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted the fies until each had half. He poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup, placed it in front of his wife and began to eat. His wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.

The young man asked if they would allow him to purchase another meal so that they wouldn't have to split theirs.

The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and always will be shared, 50/50."

The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "In a while. It's his turn with the teeth."

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Hahahaha Defintely brightened my morning. The cleaning lady is here. She's finished her breakfast. Oh, she decided she was only going to empty the main office's trash can on fridays. Awesome. Good thing I sit here ALL week.

I'm going to be like this woman and start bringing a delicious breakfast... but I suppose she has food in her refriderator and pantry... lucky